Hello all my sexed up readers. This article is for the girls. You guys can read it too. Maybe even pass it along to one of your bffgf. (bestfriendforevergirlfriend). I hate when I have to pee and I have to go into a public restroom. Ewwww! eewww! ewww!!! Grosses me out so much, i could just throw up! I scheeevVvvee using any other toilet but my own. I never ever, ever, ever sit on down on the toilet seat and I ALWAYS stand up and hover over that white porcelain mechanical water holder. This is usually the scenario when I enter a public restroom. I run in, Quickly, making sure I do not step into any yuckkie puddles on the floor. I also Quickly check behind each door and QUICKLY glance into the bowl to make sure no one else’s poo or pee has been left in there (YUCKKKY). I also make sure that nothing will come up out of the bowl and bite/stick anything up my asshole or bite/stick anything in my vagina. (I have done this since i was a little girl.) When I am finished in a ladylike fashion I ALWAYS check the bottom of my sexy little shoes making sure that any long pieces of toilet paper are not attached! And for those of you who use toilet paper, ALWAYS make sure nothing is hanging out of your drawers or panties. ! Here are some step by step nifty little techniques to help you learn to pee while standing up. Enjoy you sexy thing you!
Basic tutorial for women to pee while standing up.
1 Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you’ve been into hot chilis, motor oil, or have germ phobias.
2. Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips.
3. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
4. Wipe yourself if necessary.
5. Return your clothing to its normal positions and wash your hands.
Tips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up
To get a smooth stream of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don’t. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.
To aim, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.
Tidy places to practice are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside.
Have fun practicing!
Icy licks
oxoxxo
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