May 29

Hello all my sexed up readers. This article is for the girls.  You guys can read it too. Maybe even pass it along to one of your bffgf. (bestfriendforevergirlfriend). I hate when I have to pee and I have to go into a public restroom. Ewwww! eewww! ewww!!! Grosses me out so much, i could just throw up! I scheeevVvvee using any other toilet but my own. I never ever, ever, ever sit on down on the toilet seat and I ALWAYS stand up and hover over that white porcelain mechanical water holder. This is usually the scenario when I enter a public restroom. I run in, Quickly, making sure I do not step into any yuckkie puddles on the floor. I also Quickly check behind each door and QUICKLY glance into the bowl to make sure no one else’s poo or pee has been left in there (YUCKKKY). I also make sure that nothing will come up out of the bowl and bite/stick anything up my asshole or bite/stick anything in my vagina. (I have done this since i was a little girl.) When I am finished in a ladylike fashion I ALWAYS check the bottom of my sexy little shoes making sure that any long pieces of toilet paper are not attached! And for those of you who use toilet paper, ALWAYS make sure nothing is hanging out of your drawers or panties. ! Here are some step by step nifty little techniques to help you learn to pee while standing up. Enjoy you sexy thing you!

Basic tutorial for women to pee while standing up.

1 Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you’ve been into hot chilis, motor oil, or have germ phobias.
2. Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips.
3. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
4. Wipe yourself if necessary.
5. Return your clothing to its normal positions and wash your hands.

Tips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up

To get a smooth stream of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don’t. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.

To aim, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.

Tidy places to practice are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside.

Have fun practicing!

Icy licks

oxoxxo

May 24

Hello to all my sexy blog addicts, new and old. I have been so busy fucking and sucking around lately that I just could not find the time to post. Today I have a real juicy topic to share with you all. Cum fetishes! Do you have any? I must say that I fall into the category of being obsessed with watching a sexy lover ejaculating his man milk all over me. I just get so sexed up watching a guy pumping and hand fucking to get his pulsating, red dick off, making it ready to explode with loads and loads of hot spunk, shooting it like a super soaker. At the heightened moment of cumming, if my hot sexy cum spurter moans and groans, tensing his body, that just makes it even more special for me. I get so turned on by this! This is definitely the thrill of it all. Off course I have no problem giving him a helping hand, (or icy licks) but watching him sprew his wad, really takes me over the edge. This is my cum fetish! Do you have a particular fetish that you would like to talk about …… this is the place to comment and share your feelings.

Yummy!

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Looking forward to your input.

Icy licks !

May 21

There was a young woman named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.

Do you have any of these rhyme thingys?

Icy kisses

May 18

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Icy Licks!

May 17

I need to do the laundry today, the brand new silk sheets I bought are now soaked in cum. He pumped me so hard with his cock, that I needed to hold on to the sides of the bed for dear life! I love the way he fucks me! I never felt a cock like his before, ever! My cunt feels sore! My body aches with exhaustion! He is a hard fuck and I like to take it hard! He loves to look at my mouth while his cock violently invades my flower. Sometimes I do not even speak for fear that he might fuck me harder for saying something sexy and innocent! But secretly I love turning him on like that.

Icy licks
xoxox

May 16

Here are a bunch of sexilicious words that just seem to roll off my tongue in the sexiest way. These words are so delicious and definitely turn me on soooo much!
Feel free to search your brains and add to my list of the most sexiest words you can think of!

Gorgeous, luscious, lips, stunning, spanking, attractive, leather, exquisite, lollipop, ravishing, labia, engaging, enticing, cunt, fascinating, fetching, glamorous, lick, tempting, slut, delicious, cock, squirt.

Wow, I can go on forever! Let’s see what you can come up with!  Surprise me and see if you can get my juices flowing! Wouldn’t you just love to whisper these words in my ears,  teasing me while I ….

Have a sexy, sexilicious day!

Icy kisses!

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May 13

The BDSM Symbol bdsmblt3

The round BDSM emblem is an ancient symbol called the “Triskahelion”. Visually the symbol is a reinterpretation of the “yin-yang” and has become a way that BDSM practitioners can proclaim their interest publicly, virtually unobserved by the “vanilla” public.

Although the symbol has no meaning to the vanilla public, it is full of meaning for those involved in the many aspects of BDSM. The three divisions within the emblem represent the many triads that exist within BDSM itself.

First of all, it represents the three primary divisions within BDSM itself: Bondage/ Discipline, Dominance/ Submission, and Sadism/ Masochism. Secondly, it symbolizes the motto of BDSM behavior and play: Safe, Sane and Consensual Thirdly, the Triskahelion can be seen to represent the three divisions of our community; Tops, Bottoms and Switches.

To me, it is the third representation that gives meaning to the holes in each unit of the emblem. Since BDSM is at the very least a play style and at it’s greatest, a love style — the holes represent the incompleteness of any individual within the BDSM who is not part of the community; separately we exist, but it is only as a community that we come together to form a cohesive whole. This interpretation serves to cement the idea that BDSM cannot be done alone.

The resemblance of the Triskahelion to the yin-yang symbol of the orient, is not accidental. The curved outline of the yin-yang represents the shadowy border between where one ends and the other begins; the same is true for the BDSM symbol — the curved borders representing the indistinct divisions between Bondage/ Discipline, Dominance/ Submission and Sadism/ Masochism.

Lastly, the curved lines of the Triskahelion can also be seen as a stylized depiction of a lash as it swings, or even an arm in the motion of delivering a spanking. The all-embracing circle itself, represents the overlying unity of BDSM and the sense of community that brings us together and makes us whole.

You can read more about the BDSM Lifestyle Symbol here triskelion_normal

Have an Icylicious Day!

Icy licks!

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May 4

Now that I have your attention…..

If you like looking at titties like me and ever wondered if that hottie you’ve been checking out had real or fake tits, here are a few simple guidelines to follow!
You will soon become an expert like myself and be able to tell the au natural jugs from silicone tatas.

Have fun!!!!

Here are the things to look for that will let you know if the boobage is the real deal or not.

The shape of them!

Most titties aren’t perfect. Look for the way they act as they move around. Do they stay almost the same dimension, instead of flattening out?  You should see them fall if they’re real.. Fake boobs defy gravity.

If the breasts gets your attention like 2 water balloons were stuffed under a shirt, then they are probably fake.
If they look like balloons that are about to burst, don’t want to burst your bubble guys and girls, probably fake.

Search for scars. If you see scars, that is definitely a sign they are fake!

Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some boob jobs start way too high on the chest, as if there are two flotation devices strapped to the chin, then they are probably not real.

If a woman is not wearing a bra and adorns C-cup knockers that stand up, then it’s pretty easy to figure out.

The hard ones to pick out are the B cups. They can look really real.

If the gap between them leaves space enough to fit your entire head – probably fake. And when lying down, real bazoombas will naturally flatten out in this position.

Fake

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Real

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Oh! …… Stop Staring!
Icy licks!

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May 1

Nutrition plays a vital role in sexy lovemaking. The quality of our diet has a great deal to do with the quality of our sexiness. Many nutritious foods can stir libido, revive sexual function and enhance overall health, especially when served up in a sensual sexy way.

Here are a few great ways to get sexy from the inside out!

Devour delicious fruits and vegetables whenever you can!  Raw celery contains the male hormone androsterone, which can act as a pheromone to trigger female attraction. After a few bites, his sweat glands start releasing the pheromone. If you’re feeling too cranky to fool around, nibble a stalk yourself — androsterone has mood-elevating effects in women. Your man not a celery fan? Add a few truffle shavings to his meal. Truffles boast even more androsterone — enough for female pigs to detect the precious mushrooms growing as deep as 3 feet underground.

Feast on fruits! A big banana (literally speaking :) !) is the perfect food for bedroom endurance: Bananas contain B vitamins, which are key for converting carbohydrates into energy and are believed to help manufacture sex hormones such as testosterone. Munch on one a few hours before getting busy to make the most of your sexiness!

Get a Natural High with Dark Chocolate!  A recent Italian study found that women who report eating chocolate on a daily basis claim to have more satisfying sex lives.  Chocolate triggers the release of feel-good endorphins. Nibbling a few squares after dinner will help transform your mood from stressed to saucy. The rich, delicious decadence also contains phenylalanine, an amino acid that raises the body’s endorphins, our natural antidepressants. Enjoyed in moderation, a few morsels can lift libido, providing a tantalizing prelude to sex.

Natrual sweets for your sweety! Have a little honey! No wonder newlyweds’ sweaty getaways are called honeymoons. Honey is rich in B vitamins, which are needed for testosterone production, and it contains boron, which helps the body metabolize and use estrogen—an important part of blood flow and arousal.

Savor fruits of the sea and lean proteins ! Oysters contain high levels of zinc, a mineral required for the production of testosterone. A team of American and Italian researchers recently found that mussels, clams, and oysters deliver two types of amino acids that spark a rush of sex hormones. Good protein intake is important, so meats such as chicken and turkey are healthful in moderation.

Good sexy health is having a good body weight because being overweight can contribute to a decreased libido and fertility.  For those who want to increase their libido,  the best approach is “to exercise and eat the right foods.”

Don’t forget to drink lots of water to keep hydrated. Every part of your body relies on water! It’s not just essential  but sexy and trendy too!

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Icy licks!

xoxoxo

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